I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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