i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
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After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
Today I learned that when you lick a mans butthole, you get wined and dined at a nice french restaurant.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
Randomize
