Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Guess who's still drunk but on time to court to represent a DUI?
You are my hero
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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