He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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