I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
A world without bacon flavored condoms is not one I want to live in.
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