but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
He was all like, "I think ur the one that got away and I miss you." I replied, "I gave u a hand job once in your hot tub. No need to wax nostalgic about it."
I will be naked everywhere
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
I ate cake in bed. Felt great
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