its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
So how gross is it that Woopie Goldberg has a vagina? She's like the exact opposite of a boner....
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
I have no idea why I said that. I have no idea why anything happened last night, I broke my toaster making a egg. I'm going to quit drinking.
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
Apparently love is stronger than SoCo
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Watermelon juice. Makes everything better. Gin. Wine. EVERYTHING.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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