It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
All I need right now is some mouthwash, dignity, and security camera footage...
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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