My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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