Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
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