what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
FUCK WHALES
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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