nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
We need to stop celebrating holidays that dont belong to us
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
Apparently she buried shit in the snow back in January and now that it's melted I found a flip flop, 4 spoons, a bottle of smirnoff, and 14 different candy bars
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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