I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
why was he too nerdy?
he was a tetris block for halloween
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
AND WHAT FELONIES DID I MISS OUT ON WHILE SLUMBERING!?
She said if her future children dont have blue eyes she wont love them
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
Tinder in Coventry is like browsing a gallery of mugshots from Azkaban
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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