i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
my grandma just informed me that patrick swayze used to babysit my dads cousins why wasn't i informed of this early...like when i was obsessed with dirty dancing!
I'm pissed I'm finding this out at 24 bc i could have used this material to make friends
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
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