Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
also, i may or may not be wearing a cape right now. hint: i am.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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