Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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