I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
ders ninda duuude pooring goden shots ov glory. I see em an i dont but there hear.
are you attempting voice recognition while drunk again?
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
Randomize
