Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
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