yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Honey, If i waited till marriage I wouldnt know what a dick tasted like.
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
It's called "lets see how many European capitals we can do the walk of shame through in one year"
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
you got drunk, told him he looked like shaggy and said 'I wouldn't show you my mystery machine for all the scooby snacks in the world'
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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