just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
just got a call from a life insurance sellsperson and apparently our xany dealer referenced us. not cool thats breaking the 4th wall
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
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