How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
my mom heard me say 'don't squirt that at me' while me & him were in my room. She then decided to call my aunt and complain to her that she has the sluttiest daughter in town. she refused to believe me when i told her i was talking about gel.
I'm with your mom on this one.
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I found a pair a guys underwear in my purse that has a British flag on it and says and I quote "British beef" what.the.fuck.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
He held the kayak still so I wouldn't tip over while projectile vomiting. If that ain't true love, I don't know what is...
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
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