Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
That kid singlehandedly fucked the breakup right out of me. I'm only hooking up with Millenials from here on out.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
It feels weird going to sleep without hugging the toilet goodnight
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
Randomize
