And then he came out of the bathroom in a kimono
You tried to tell me you weren't high while you were eating French onion dip out of the jar with a spoon
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
I stole us four large rolls of toilet paper from the hotel carts. I feel like the breadwinner in this relationship
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
My dad is clearly baked off his ass. He almost sat on moms cat in front of her, zoned out while staring at it and said he wondered what it was thinking about. Now he's dragging everything from the livingroom into the garage. Moms not happy.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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