Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
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