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last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
How early is too early to start drinking when studying for the bar?
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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