Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
Speeding home on my break at work because I forgot to grab my Percocets that I have because getting through work sober's too hard
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Hey
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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