Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
99% of the contents of my handbag are ketchup packets and condoms. I feel that says a lot about me as a person.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
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