So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I have to deal with three things I do not like this weekend. Pooping in toilets that are not mine. Air mattresses. Not beating off in the shower.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
Two ladies just showed up with my fucking purse. It was in the fucking street. I'm a train wreck. As a financial advisor, this shouldn't happen. I should be an adult.
I have bruises all over my body. Seriously, I'm a train wreck. I'm too damn old for hangovers like this.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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