dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
I just beer bonged a sparks. You better get your ass over here because no one is on my level yet
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
I talked a bachelorette party out of a 4 person bucket of long islands, and drank it by myself. Please call me a taxi. The fat brides maid just grabbed my cock
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
Oh god it's open bar.
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
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