its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
nutella sex= disaster
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Don't be the guy that has his dick out at work.
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
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