shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
Because of him my new motto is "Keep calm and fuck a guy with a beard". Yes, I am serious.
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
He called me at 4am to ask me to marry him, then threw up into the phone for 10 minutes.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Afterwards he face timed like four of his friends screaming he banged the hot intern.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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