1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Well he paid for dinner, so I paid for the Plan B, but the parking ticket I got is totally his responsibility.
are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
You just kept saying "they don't make cigarettes for squirrels. Yet."
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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