I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
he threw up all over himself while laying down.. it was like watching old faithful, but with noodles and vodka
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I just found blacked-out interviews on my voice recorder. Go journalism.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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