i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
There is no way I am paying you $5 apiece for pot brownies you found behind a dumpster. $2, maybe.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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