Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
Im at a party and this guy hitting on me just showed me his 'caution choking hazard' tattoo right above his penis. There goes any chance he had of getting laid tonight.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
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