I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
After he finished, he fell on the floor and whispered "finally satisfied"
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
Come on in and take your pants off
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