Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I intend to get homeless drunk
All the walks of shame were condensed into the hour before parents started showing up. Move out day is so bittersweet
At the wedding. Seated next to the bar. No way this ends well
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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