we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Just thought to myself "I should practice shotgunning a beer before Wednesday." I don't think my GPA is going to like this semester.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
If you were a real friend you would have told me you saw me in a porno despite how awkward of a convo it is. You act like I should always know when I'm being recorded.
I could have made money off of that but no you had to wait 2 years to drunkenly tell me this shit.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
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