i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I thought I drunk dialed Adam last night and left him a voicemail. I just checked my phone. I realize I left a drunk voicemail with my son's teacher.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Acid is not a monday night drug
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
Fun fact: deep throating plus dehydration plus eating a lot of citrus = my throat is fucked. Metaphorically and physically.
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