do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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