so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I figured it out. If I have at least 4 shots of vodka before I start my day, EVERY day will be a good day.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
the bucket list is making me question my morals...and sexuality
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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