How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I just creeped on air mattress guy's facebook and discovered his ex is the trifecta of evil: tiny, cute, and blonde.
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Drinking and pointing where stuff needs to go is hard stuff.
I'm currently giving my drug dealer relationship advice. He's a nice guy and all but I'm really just hoping I get some free weed
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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