I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Sober January is a disaster.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Guess it's not a good idea to try lighting a cigarette with my stove drunk, I burnt off half my bangs.
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