Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I mean we had sex in a crib. You tell me how my night was.
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Sex on acid. Try it. I thought we were fucking in outer space with fireworks inside a rocketship car. Best.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
Randomize
