i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Had sex with him. My tampon is now in my brain. May need surgery.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
I CAN CONTROL MY GERBIL WITH MY BREATH. HE FOLLOWS THE SMELL. PROBABLY WOULDNT BE AS EXCITING IF I WASNT HIGH OFF MY ASS, BUT STILL
Right now I'm standing in front of my fridge, drinking wine out of the bottle and eating cold steak with my hands. I am THE BEST at being single.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
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