drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I'm pretty sure I have jizz on the back of the dress I wore to church. Awesome.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
Apparently the library doesn't care about celebrating the day Jesus became a zombie.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
wait one more day. tuesday is my official "i hit on you and/or we hooked up this weekend" friend request day.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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