No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
He was a bulldog and my face was like rare meat. Never again with the drunken ones.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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