Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Well I just walked into a wedding reception and im currently eating a cannoli in the men's room while pissing
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
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