so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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