ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
So there is a 50% chance that he just left my house and a 100% chance that I have to be up for work in 2 hours...
I'll seduce him with my charm, after all, I am a graceful swan.
More like a demented cow.
long story short, he tried to fuck me standing up, toppled over, and now I have four stitches next to my eye
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
